Aquarius
The Water Carrier
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January 22 to February 18
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Loyal
Honest
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Unpredictable
Detached
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January 22 to February 18
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Loyal
Honest
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Unpredictable
Detached
Your Damned Horoscope
You are The Water Carrier. Your life is beset on all sides by water.
- It is why you wet the bed until you were 7 (with the odd relapse now and again).
- It is why you still pee a little whenever you laugh really hard.
- And, it is why you start crying every time you see a bird with an injured wing or a cute Mother's Day card.
- But that, combined with the fact that you read horoscopes, means that a visit with the Psychiatrist is coming - as are 2 or 3 rather strong prescriptions.
- Avoid heavy machinery...
