Aries
The Ram
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March 21 to April 19
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Adventurous
Enthusiastic
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Selfish
Impatient
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March 21 to April 19
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Adventurous
Enthusiastic
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Selfish
Impatient
Your moon is eclipsing venus - this is a very ominous sign which can mean any of the following:
- Don't be expecting any raises at work this week, just be happy if you manage to keep your job!
- You are curious like a cat - and this gets you into some deep trouble at times. Try and steer clear of the more vicious dogs - and make an appointment at your nearest STD clinic - your curiosity may have gotten the better of you...
- For the Men: Yes, she did notice. And, she also noticed the last time too - Get the Viagra.
- For the Women: No, you don't need breast augmentation (well, actually you do - but that shit's gross so just don't!).
Your Damned Horoscope