Cancer
The Crab
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June 22 to July 22
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Emotional
Imaginative
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Moody
Clingy
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June 22 to July 22
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Emotional
Imaginative
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Moody
Clingy
You are the crab. Cancer. So, what is the universe trying to tell you? What itch needs scratching? Let's see...
- You are a Cancer? Cancer is? A medical condition, I guess?... Your symbol is the yin yang. 69, soixante neuf, your faces in each other's crotch?... Yes. And, the crab?... The crab. The crabs?!? Now, how do they all fit together? Oh, I see now! Kind of obvious, I would think... You might want to get that checked out...
- Your romantic outlook for the week: doubtful.
- Remember: Masturbation is only a sin - when you do it by yourself!
- If you were born on this day between the hours of 6 and 7 am (Greenwich Mean Time) within 100 miles of the Tropic of Cancer, you may want to tell your family and friends that you love them dearly before catching that ride home this evening.
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