Capricorn
The Goat
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December 22 to January 20
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Practical
Patient
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Pessimistic
Miserly
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December 22 to January 20
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Practical
Patient
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Pessimistic
Miserly
Mercury and Venus are in occlusion today. This is a very ominous sign for you Capricorns. Be strong - yet be prepared for any of the following:
- The occultation of Mercury and Venus is often accompanied by an STD. If you haven't had an affair this year - you can be nearly certain that your husband has!
- You have been working extremely hard on something for a long time. Working towards some sort of climax or finale (coming some time next month). This endeavour is bound to fail, you should probably give up now and save yourself some time and energy.
- The circle (or wheel) is your danger sign for the coming month. For your own well being, try to stay away from cars, trains, buses, planes, etc... for the next 28 days.
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