Gemini
The Twins
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May 21 to June 21
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Trustworthy
Loving
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Nervous
Cunning like a weasel
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May 21 to June 21
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Trustworthy
Loving
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Nervous
Cunning like a weasel
The twins... The yin and yang, good and evil, left breast and right breast...
- Today is the day you finally realize that you are never ever going to have sex with a pair of twins - at the same time or separately. This disturbs you.
- If you have a black dog named Bailey that was born in an odd numbered year, it was run over by a car a few minutes ago. You might want to go clean the carcass up before the crows get to it - kids should never have to see that kind of shit!
- Remember that really bad thing you did? You know, the one you think nobody knows about? Well, someone knows! And, they've told others!
- one word: autoeroticasphyxiation! Learn it. Know it. Be it.
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