Leo
The Lion
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July 23 to August 22
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Generous
Creative
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Pompous
Intolerant
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July 23 to August 22
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Generous
Creative
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Pompous
Intolerant
The pussy-lion, with it's gleaming golden mane...
Which reminds me... Ladies, it's always a good time to do a little mowing down there. Just drag the mower a little bit around the curly brown lawn - that's all you need. Don't be lettin' it get all big and afro on you! All puffy and fluffy and shit! Shit man! Then, when you get all arroused and shit, it be like having sex with the back of Samuel L. Jackson's head in Pulp Fiction.
Things to watch out for this week:
Which reminds me... Ladies, it's always a good time to do a little mowing down there. Just drag the mower a little bit around the curly brown lawn - that's all you need. Don't be lettin' it get all big and afro on you! All puffy and fluffy and shit! Shit man! Then, when you get all arroused and shit, it be like having sex with the back of Samuel L. Jackson's head in Pulp Fiction.
Things to watch out for this week:
- If you have a 13 year old Daughter (who's a Virgo), you don't even want to know what she was doing last night (and all last week, for that matter)!
- It's time to come clean about that time in college with your best friend. You know, you were alone...
- You have dirty, dirty thoughts that you keep to yourself. You usually laugh it off: everyone thinks like that sometimes, it's not just me... Well... It is just you! You are sick. Seriously. No. Serious. It's disturbing. Creepy.
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