The Scales
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September 23 to October 22
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Charming
Easy Going
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Indecisive
Gullible
You are the scales of justice! Fair. Just. And, always being pulled in two directions at once. Here's what you can look forward to this week:
Be generous! If you've ever thought about giving all your worldly possessions away to charity - now's the time! Just like "My Name is Earl," it will all come back to you a hundredfold. Don't be scared. Just do it! What could possibly go wrong?
You may want to start asking your Husband about the explicit details of that last-minute business trip he took a few months ago. But, don't expect the answers you want to hear.
It's time to start douching regularly. All that sitting, combined with the warm weather of late - means that most men can actually smell you before you arrive - and I'm not talking about your perfume!