Pisces
The Fish
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February 19 to March 20
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Imaginative
Selfless
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Idealistic
Weak-willed
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February 19 to March 20
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Imaginative
Selfless
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Idealistic
Weak-willed
The fish! Ahhh, the smell of the ocean... Which reminds me. Ladies... it's never tooooo often to douche... And, don't be afraid to really get in there. Really dig away at it. You wouldn't want to miss anything...
Pisces. Unfortunately, it's not looking good for you this week. And, it's not looking good for you next week. It's not looking good at all. In fact, there's really no bright spot on the horizon, just pain, humiliation and suffering. You know how a bell curve works? It's really long and flat - not much change at all - then all of a sudden there's a massive, crippling upturn (or downturn, as the case may be)? Well, you've just reached the precipice. It's not only going to get worse from here - it's going to get exponentially worse. And, I hesitate to use such a scientific term - I know how all you horoscope people tend to abhor things such as science and fact. The point is: You ain't seen nothing yet! Your suggestions for the upcoming week:
Pisces. Unfortunately, it's not looking good for you this week. And, it's not looking good for you next week. It's not looking good at all. In fact, there's really no bright spot on the horizon, just pain, humiliation and suffering. You know how a bell curve works? It's really long and flat - not much change at all - then all of a sudden there's a massive, crippling upturn (or downturn, as the case may be)? Well, you've just reached the precipice. It's not only going to get worse from here - it's going to get exponentially worse. And, I hesitate to use such a scientific term - I know how all you horoscope people tend to abhor things such as science and fact. The point is: You ain't seen nothing yet! Your suggestions for the upcoming week:
- Only one suggestion today: Have you truly considered suicide yet? And, if not, are you sure that you can rule it out entirely?
Your Damned Horoscope