Sagittarius
The Archer
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November 22 to December 21
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Jovial
Honest
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Irresponsible
Superficial
The archer.  The minotaur.

You are strong and reliant!  A rock.  Well, sort of...
  • This week you will meet the love of your life, your soul mate, your one true love.  A love far above what you could ever hope to achieve or what you've experienced in the past.  A transcendent love that would change every single thing in your life for the better.  Or, at least, it would be - if a tiny misunderstanding didn't send you two in opposite directions, doomed to live a life of mediocrity and pain.
  • That addiction of yours?  Yeah, that one!  You may want to consider going at it even harder - or better yet, move up to an even higher addiction.  (And, why is it that if you have an addiction to making money, they name a parade after you - but if you have an addiction to Hillary Duff, they come and take your computer away???).
  • You've been neglecting your family.  Shame on you!  Shame, shame, shame.  It's too late now, you can only hope to repair some of the damage.  They would never say anything to you, but your family noticed, and they have very little respect left for you.

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