Virgo
The Virgin
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August 23 to September 22
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Adventurous
Enthusiastic
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Selfish
Impatient
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August 23 to September 22
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Adventurous
Enthusiastic
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Selfish
Impatient
The virgin. Ha! You a virgin! That's a good one! That's like calling that bind, torture, kill guy a fun date, if a bit pushy!
- For all you true virgins out there - YES, you can have anal sex without losing your virginity. If you're cute, thin and blonde, give me a shout and I'll show you exactly how.
- Your faux-innocence gets you into trouble. Stop holding the bad thoughts in - let them out. Especially if you're in an argument.
- Your word for the day: goatse. Spread the love. And, if you don't know what it is, as a coworker to show you.
- Close your eyes, lean back and relax. Now, what's the very first thing that pops into your head when I say: "Do you believe in horoscopes?" If it was 'yes' - you are truly too stupid to live.
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