One Fish
Two Fish
GodFish
Blue Fish
Two Fish
GodFish
Blue Fish
The Piscine Prognosticator! The Divine Danio! The Big Man Himself! The Miracle of Nature! God: The Miracle Fish!
A few months ago, I purchased a fish at a local pet store. It was just your ordinary old Yoyo Loach (botia almorhae), same as you would find in Walmart or your local fish store. At first I didn't notice anything unusual about the fish, other than the fact that he was just adorable with those little whiskers!
It wasn't until weeks later when I noticed a golden shaft of light penetrate the gloom of the room and land squarely on the middle of my fish tank. Now, before you ascribe miraculous weight to this occurrence, you should know that I do happen to have a small window that faces the setting sun...
So, what did this rapturous shaft of light reveal? Just that little cat fish I purchased weeks before, but this time something stood out...
It wasn't until weeks later when I noticed a golden shaft of light penetrate the gloom of the room and land squarely on the middle of my fish tank. Now, before you ascribe miraculous weight to this occurrence, you should know that I do happen to have a small window that faces the setting sun...
So, what did this rapturous shaft of light reveal? Just that little cat fish I purchased weeks before, but this time something stood out...
Or, does it mean: '1 God' 'One True God?' That should make you Christians (and Muslims) happy!
Miracle of Nature? God-Fish? I don't know. All I know is that he sure is one cute little fellow!
Miracle of Nature? God-Fish? I don't know. All I know is that he sure is one cute little fellow!
There it was, right in front of me. GOD! No, not God Himself, the Deity. The word God! No, not the word of God. The word itself - 'GOD.'
Clear as day, right there on his right flank were the letters G, O and D. Like a divine brand or tattoo! Like God Himself was so proud of his little aquatic masterpiece - that he decided to sign him! A divine John Hancock.
You'll also notice what appears to be the letter I or the number 1 right before the word 'God.' Is this little fellow saying 'I, God?' As in: 'I am your God?'
Clear as day, right there on his right flank were the letters G, O and D. Like a divine brand or tattoo! Like God Himself was so proud of his little aquatic masterpiece - that he decided to sign him! A divine John Hancock.
You'll also notice what appears to be the letter I or the number 1 right before the word 'God.' Is this little fellow saying 'I, God?' As in: 'I am your God?'
Oddities of the Banal!
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Hold the presses!
Mice are good climbers!
Mice are good climbers!
I still think this little fellow is screwed though!
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