INT. BEDROOM -- NIGHT
ROXY, a 45 year old brunette prostitute lays on the bed,
naked. A MAN, mid 50's, is standing next to her, also naked.
As Roxy lays stretched out on the bed, the Man masturbates
furiously.
MAN
I'm gonna cum on your tits!... Here
I cum! Here I cum! I'm gonna cum
all over your titties! I'm
cumming!... I'm cumming!...
Nothing happens. He stops stroking for a moment, before
furiously starting again.
MAN (CONT'D)
I'm gonna cum all over your tits!
I'm gonna give you a brand new
necklace! All you women love your
pearls!... Here I cum! Take my cum
all over your sweet little titties!
Again, nothing.
ROXY
Would you like me to help you out
Darling?
MAN
(snaps)
No! Just stay where you are.
He starts stroking himself again. After a moment he works
himself back up to speed.
MAN (CONT'D)
Here I cum! I'm gonna cum all over
your tits! Right on your titties!...
INT. LOUNGE -- DAY
Several PROSTITUTES are sitting down being interviewed by the
DIRECTOR (off screen). Roxy; CANDY, mid to late 30's, dirty
blonde; KELLI, early 20's, bleached blonde; and JENNA, mid
20's, curly brown hair.
Candy is dressed to the nines, while everyone else is more
casual. The atmosphere is definitely catty.
DIRECTOR (O.S.)
Does it ever hurt?
KELLI
I was a little sore for the first
few weeks, but after that you get
used to it. Unless, of course, you
get a guy who's unusually well hung -
like a Negro or something...
CANDY
You can't say that?
KELLI
Say what?
CANDY
Negro!
KELLI
What's wrong with Negro???
CANDY
It's not politically correct anymore.
KELLI
OK 'colored.'
ROXY
We haven't used that term SINCE
LINCOLN FREED THE SLAVES!
JENNA
She should know, she was there!...
KELLI
What, Lincoln?... Like the car?
CANDY
(snickering)
Yeah, just like the car!?! The cars
drove the slaves to Canada!
KELLI
(perplexed)
I thought they took the subway?!?
JENNA
The subway???
KELLI
Yeah, you know, back then they called
it the underground railroad!
INT. LOUNGE -- MOMENTS LATER
KELLI
My name's Kelli, and I've been
escorting for three years now.
DIRECTOR (O.S.)
How did you get into the business?
KELLI
I had a friend who was into it, and
I saw how much money she was making...
I was short on rent that month, so...
DIRECTOR (O.S.)
What's the hardest part?
ROXY
(butting in)
Losing your gag reflex!
KELLI
Yeah, that ain't easy...
DIRECTOR (O.S.)
(to Candy)
How long have you been a prostitute?
ROXY
We prefer the term 'escort'.
DIRECTOR (O.S.)
Sorry, how long have you been
escorting?
CANDY
I don't consider myself an escort.
I'm really more of a courtesan. Any
woman can call herself an escort,
but it takes that special kind of
woman to be a true courtesan.
JENNA
Do you even know what that word means?
CANDY
Yes I know what the word means!
JENNA
Courtesan means a Lady of the royal
court!...
ROXY
I know perfectly well...
JENNA
Not a HAGGARD OLD DOUCHE BAG!
Jenna and Kelli share the laugh.
CANDY
Oh, ignore them, they're just
glorified street-walkers! Look at
them, they take little care in their
appearance. Track-pants, really?!?
I have something they'll never have...
JENNA
(jumping in)
A spastic colon!?!
KELLI
Grand-children!?!
CANDY
(ignoring them)
Class!... They don't appreciate me
because I provide my customers with
a level of service far beyond anything
they can provide!
KELLI
Yeah, she provides them with
syphillis, herpes...
JENNA
And, a raging case of the clap!
The girls laugh heartily, while the older prostitute just
glares at them.
INT. LOUNGE -- MOMENTS LATER
Jenna stands up and starts to remove her lapel microphone.
JENNA
If you'll all excuse me. I've got
an appointment with my Johnny.
DIRECTOR (O.S.)
Your Johnny?
JENNA
Yeah, everyone's got one - a client
who falls for you and tries to rescue
you from the life.
KELLI
We call 'em Johnny-Save-A-Ho's.
JENNA
They're always trying to get you to
quit and go off with them. I say
sure, if you can write me a check
for twenty five grand a month!
KELLI
We've even got a song about them.
INT. LOUNGE -- LATER
The Girls are all drinking at the bar and singing.
GIRLS
(to the tune of When
Johnny Comes Marching
Home)
WHEN JOHNNY COMES SAVING HO'S AGAIN,
HURRAH, HURRAH. HE'S GIVING THAT HO
A HELPING HAND, HURRAH, HURRAH.
HE'LL PICK HER UP - TAKE HER OFF THE
STREET. HE'LL SWEEP THE WHORE RIGHT
OFF HER FEET. AND THEY'LL FALL IN
LOVE. WHEN JOHNNY COMES SAVING HO'S.
Sorry. That's it for now - you'll have to wait until I finish
writing it, find financing and shoot it - before you'll get
to see the rest!
Cheers.
Bob
Copyright 2006 Robert D. Brooks
OK, you're in for a treat today! As a special bonus to my web site visitors - here's a teaser of the first few pages of a screenplay I'm writing. It's called The Brothel, and it's a mockumentary about the goings on at a catty, middle-of-the-road brothel.
This production would probably be rated NC-17 - so if you are underage, do not read on (press the back button and be gone with you I say!).
For whoever's left, enjoy the script...
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