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PARIS:
The Paris Catacombs
Depth:  25m (75 feet)
Length:  approx. 300km (180 miles)
Dedicated Police Force:  Cataflics
First Residents:  1786
Total Population:  6 million dead (0 living)
The catacombs are a secret, underground quarry where hundreds of years ago, millions of dead bodies were buried.  They literally just took the bones and stacked them in piles - stopping only to make the odd heart (or cross) out of skulls on the wall...

For 500 francs, you can find a drug-dealer who will sneak you into the catacombs in the middle of the night like decrepit spies on a seedy mission.

I have just been told...  They are also open to the public for only a few dollars entrance fee.  Apparently, there's a guided tour...
The one thing you absolutely have to see in Paris!
Now that we've realized that they were right about Iraq - and we've apologized for the whole 'freedom fries' thing - and eaten our crow...  Paris is back IN!  And in it is!  In style!

But, when you visit Paris - whether it be on vacation, for business, on a trip - be sure you visit one place and one place only...
THE CATACOMBS
Country:  France
Population:  11 million
Chief Export:  Cheese (and pretentiousness)
Home Of:  Mona Lisa