WARNING: Not suitable for children! Do not click the following link unless you are legally able to view mature material in your area. There is no nudity or violence, but this viral video does contain mature themes and language, and, of course, adult playthings...

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Just click on the above link to watch the short film (approx. 2.5 minutes). You may have to click OK to allow an Active-X control to run before being able to watch the video (this gives you a pause button on the video player). As the warning says, it is for adults only (it would probably receive an R or NC-17 rating in the US, although it has played on television many, many times). You may want to lower the volume a bit before clicking the link, unless you want all your co-workers to know what kind of filth it is that you're downloading...